Signs That I've Gone Native
I'm nearing the end of my fourth straight week in Minnesota. As faithful readers of this blog know, I have spent a lot of time up here in the Land of 10,000 Lakes (a.k.a. Land of 10,000 Hockey Ponds). When I spend so much time in one place I develop feelings of ownership for it as if I have become one of the natives who lives there. Here are some signs that I've "gone native" here in Minnesota: I give directions to people trying to get places. The front desk staff at the hotel recognizes me by name. I avoid freeway traffic by taking side streets. My speech is dotted with "Eh" and "You betcha!" I take the shortcut out of the parking structure at the airport. The guy at the gelato stand at the Mall of America knows my preferences. ("Mocha flavors, right?" http://www.paciugo.com ) I know who Ole and Lina are. Weather is a big topic of conversation, but the cold weather doesn't really bother me. I have used the word "spendy" cor...